You're Getting the D Whether You Like It or Not!
Our hilariously shaped penis soap is the perfect cheeky gift or conversation starter for your bathroom. But don't let the playful shape fool you—this is a premium, handcrafted soap made with natural ingredients that'll leave your skin feeling clean, soft, and nourished.
Why You'll Love It
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Hilarious Gift: Perfect for hens nights, birthdays, gag gifts, or just because
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Premium Ingredients: Kawakawa-infused coconut oil soothes and moisturizes
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Natural Goodness: Some bars enriched with Manuka honey, hemp oil, and aloe vera
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SLSA Free: Gentle formula without harsh sulfates
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Vegan Friendly: Plant-based ingredients (select varieties)
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Handcrafted in NZ: Made with care in Rotorua
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Luxe Scents: Choose from Strawberries & Champagne, Hypnotic Poison, Black Raspberry & Vanilla, Spice Bomb, or Black Opium
Perfect For
Hens parties, bachelor/bachelorette gifts, novelty presents, Secret Santa, anyone with a sense of humor, or just treating yourself to a laugh in the shower!
Ingredients
Aqua, Vegetable Glycerin, Propylene Glycol, Kawakawa infused in Coconut Oil, Stearic Acid, Sodium Lauryl Sarcosinate, Sodium Hydroxide. Some bars contain Titanium Dioxide, Fragrance, Mica, Manuka/Kanuka/Native Honey, Hemp Oil, and Aloe Vera.
Vegan friendly • SLSA FREE • Handcrafted in Rotorua, New Zealand
Warning: May cause uncontrollable giggling. Use responsibly! 😉
