Nope, It's Soap! - Fake Poop Gag Gift Soap

Looks Like Crap, But Nope—It's Soap!

You can't polish a turd, but you CAN wash your hands with one! This hilariously realistic fake poop soap is the ultimate prank gift that'll have everyone doing a double-take. At 6 inches long with a lumpy, textured exterior complete with mystery chunks, it's a dead ringer for the real deal—whether it's dry in its gift box or wet and wild at the sink.

Why You'll Love It

• Shockingly Realistic: Our design looks just like a massive POOP—prepare for shrieks of horror!
• Perfect Prank: Harmless, safe fun for all ages—imagine the April Fool's Day reactions!
• Gender-Neutral Gift: Everybody poops, nobody outgrows potty humor
• Impressive Size: if you like it thick, this is your poop
• Handcrafted Quality: Made with care in Rotorua, New Zealand

Perfect For

 Secret Santa, stocking stuffers, birthday gag gifts, April Fool's Day pranks, hens nights, bachelor parties, grab bag prizes, Dirty Santa, or anyone who appreciates bathroom humor!

The Reaction You'll Get

Watch with glee as family and friends feast their eyes on the most realistic fake poop soap ever to grace a bathroom. The shrieks, the confusion, the laughter—it's comedy gold. Legendary gift giver status: achieved.

Handcrafted in Rotorua, New Zealand • Vanilla Scented • 6" Long

Warning: May cause uncontrollable laughter and temporary confusion. So funny it's disturbing! 💩😂